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(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2007|03:30 pm]
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2007|09:21 pm]
We recorded today! I know all of the spoilers for the next Harry Potter Book! I work at Raul's! Come visit me!
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Some whining. [Jul. 10th, 2007|01:22 pm]
All I want to do is go used book shopping, except I have no money! Four weeks of encinitas has already driven me insane! I don't want to go back to Santa Cruz either! My car is only being somewhat compliant! I wish I knew what was wrong with it so I could fix it correctly the first time!
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2007|11:29 pm]
"I'll be home in three days." Absolutely no consolation for what I will experience tomorrow.
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2007|03:20 pm]
My anxiety and my balls do not make a good match.
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2007|02:47 pm]
Thanks Q and Not U for making everything alright!
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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2007|12:07 am]
The clock struck twelve and an uproar was heard from the meadow. Happy new year, right?

Life rules. Actually, not really.
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2007|04:26 pm]
[music |You have bees flying around in your rectum...]

Yo, life is unmanageably weird.

Here is a logic problem for anyone who dares get their brain tied all up in a knot (this is from my Proofs and Problem solving class, and I can't figure it out. Reward: a kiss on the cheek.)
The residents of Manhattan fall into one of two categories: those who lie, and those who don't. You, being a confused and stranded tourist, ask three strangers for directions to the Guggenheim. The first stranger says, "All three of us are liars." The second says, "Not so, only two of us are liars." The third says, "The other two are lying." Whose directions do you take?
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This place is lame. [Mar. 17th, 2007|12:43 am]
The answer? Study Abroad!
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I bring the ruckus straight from the sideline! [Feb. 27th, 2007|11:06 am]
[music |Dr. Dooom]

College life can't seem to make up its mind when it comes to sucking or being rad. First quarter: lame. Beginning of second quarter: rad. Now: lame. This place is full of tools and I'm totally sick of being here, I mean, if it weren't for my math professor I probably would've dropped out already! Just kidding, but seriously, I'm sure I haven't emphasized this enough: my math professor rules harder than everyone combined.

Recent occurences: My roomate and his buddies (creeps) had a bong session on my bed when I wasn't there and ended up spilling bongwater on my sheets. This finally pushed me to establish a formal rule with the J lai, "no bong sessions on my bed." Is that unreasonable? Also, since my roomate's parents have refused to pay for his college education, all of the FAFSA stuff gets mailed directly to him, and just when I thought that he couldn't top his precedented levels of stupidity, he bought LOTS OF WEED and an AIRSOFT SNIPER RIFLE with FEDERAL LOAN MONEY. One time, as he sat on his bed drinking a cooled bottled water he had just pulled out of the fridge, he asked me, "How do you think they make water this cold? I mean, does it come out of the spring this cold?"

Oh man, I want it to be summer so bad.
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